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The Taxes Poem & Tax List

The Taxes Poem —-

Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table, at which he’s fed.

Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.

Tax his work, Tax his pay, he works for peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.

Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries tax his tears.

Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass.

Tax all he has, then let him know that you won’t be done till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers; then tax him some more, tax him till he’s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod into which he’s laid…

Put these words upon his tomb,

“Taxes drove me to my doom…”

When he’s gone, do not relax, it’s time to apply, the Inheritance tax.

 

The Tax List (and we’re sure this ain’t all) —

Accounts Receivable Tax

Building Permit Tax

CDL license Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax

Excise Taxes

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel Permit Tax

Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)

Gross Receipts Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Inventory Tax

IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Personal Property Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate Tax

Service Charge Tax

Social Security Tax

Road Usage Tax

Recreational Vehicle Tax

Sales Tax

School Tax

State Income Tax

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

Telephone Federal Excise Tax

Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax

Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax

Telephone State and Local Tax

Telephone Usage Charge Tax

Utility Taxes

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Watercraft Registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom, if agreed, stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the heck happened? Can you spell ‘politicians?’

“It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million cannot replace 545 people who stand convicted — by present facts — of incompetence and irresponsibility. I can’t think of a single domestic problem that is not traceable directly to those 545 people. When you fully grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the federal government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.

If the tax code is unfair, it’s because they want it unfair. If the budget is in the red, it’s because they want it in the red.

If the Army & Marines are in Iraq and Afghanistan it’s because they want them in Iraq and Afghanistan … If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it’s because they want it that way. There are no insoluble government problems.

Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power.”

—- Charley Reese’s final column for the Orlando Sentinel newspaper

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How The States Can Save America — The Convention Of States (Not A Constitutional Convention)

BOYCOTT OF THE NFL ON VETERANS DAY WEEKEND

They can protest….but so can we.

Some people are now calling for a complete National Boycott of the NFL for Sunday November 12th, which is Veterans Day Weekend.

They are calling for a Boycott of all NFL games including all football telecasts and all live games by all ticket holders. Let the millionaires play to empty stadiums.

Honor our military, some of whom come home with the American Flag draped over their coffin. There are plenty of ways, times and places to protest concerning one’s chosen cause; but to do so during a brief special time set aside to honor our nation’s flag and the bravery and lives given by of our nation’s military heroes, is inappropriate and disrespectful.

 Of course Black lives matter, but so do the precious lives of millions of US soldiers (of all races) who have made the ultimate sacrifice to defend and protect our nation’s rights and freedoms.

It’s not about President Trump, its about all those who bravely and unselfishly serve and who have served our nation. The Star Spangled Banner is presented to honor all of them.

BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW A DEMOCRAT U.S. SENATOR IS ON TRIAL FOR BRIBERY IN FEDERAL COURT

“The current of our faith runs deeper than the current of the flood waters.”

— Audrey Johnston, wife of Baptist Professor Jeremiah Johnston, during an interview by FOX Business Channel’s Stuart Varney on 8-31-17. The Johnston family, which includes new triplets, was taken to safety from the Texas flooding.

“These are all Red, White, & Blue People.”

— Anonymous VOLUNTEER rescuer commenting on scene from a boat to FOX News correspondent Jeff Flock on 8-31-17 about fellow volunteers rescuing stranded flood victims and pets in totally submerged Beaumont, TX.

Ben Shapiro’s 10 Rules For Debating Leftists

“State efforts, such as Oklahoma’s, create a glimmer of hope that one day Americans and their elected representatives will realize that the federal government is the creation of the states. A bit of rebellion by officials in other states will speed that process along.” — Dr. Walter E. Williams, professor of Economics at George Mason University

“Let’s agree that neither side trusts “the other side.” Let’s agree that neither side thinks much of the goals and motives of their political opponents. Let’s agree that the bigger the government, the more money and power it takes from its citizens. So where does this leave us? It takes us back to a founding principle of this country: limited government. By reducing the size of government, we limit the amount of damage “the other side” can do when in charge. ” — Larry Elder, Los Angeles Talk Show Host

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Bill Whittle — Taking The Country Back From Leftists

“While the Left is clamoring for more gun control and screaming at the NRA, it is ignoring that radical Islam is responsible for the attack and only wants to destroy what the Left believes in. The arithmetic isn’t complicated. The more Islam, the fewer gays.

I listen to people say ‘oh, we’re now going to have to have metal detectors in night clubs, security in nightclubs.’ OK, so what happens next? They blow up a bakery, they blow up a little pastry shop, so then you’re gonna have to have metal detectors to get into the pastry shop?

Instead of having all these individual perimeters around every Dunkin Donuts franchise or every gas station, or every J.C. Penny, why not have just one big perimeter around the country? We could call it a border! And we could have, like, a border security!”

—– Mark Steyn in ‘The Party At The End Of The World’

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